Tuesday, September 22, 2009

You've Got The Governor's Voice Mail (Well, Not Really)

ST. PAUL, MN - SEPTEMBER 04: Minnesota Gov. T...Image by Getty Images via Daylife
"You have reached the office of Governor Tim Pawlenty of the State of Minnesota.  The Governor is not in his office at this time.

"For questions concerning Minnesota matters, please press 1.

"To compliment him for his stand on fees, press 2.

"To hear the Governor's views on the President's health care proposals, press 3.

"To hear the Governor deny that he's running for the Republican nomination in 2012, press 4.

"To listen to the Governor's explanation of why he wants to solve the state's budget crisis all by himself, press 5.

"To repeat this menu, press 6.

"If you need to leave a message, press 7 and wait for the tone.

"If you are a Democrat or a member of the news media, please hang up now.

"Thank you for calling the office of Governor Tim Pawlenty of the State of Minnesota.  Have a nice day.
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